February 27, 2011

God's Kaleidoscope of Children

This weekend I was invited to two different and completely contrasting events, the first was a hard rock concert--Linkin Park, and the other was to a hunting dog field trial competition.  I attended these two events within 12 hours of each other and I could not help but notice the extreme dissimilarities of personalities that attended one event versus the other event.  I then introduced my family to yet another segment of society when we chose to have dinner at a family diner--Sills Cafe.  To say the least, all of these parties were at the far extremes of society, albeit at opposite poles.  The following are a few examples of the flora variety at these gatherings:

The Linkin Park crowd:
First, I must admit, I love going to concerts because I love to see the plethora of freaks who come out of the woodwork.  The aberrations of society spontaneously throng together like an orgy of rats on a piece of discarded velveta cheese.
There was the guy with a 6 inch mohawk and scottish kilt, various stages of past-their-prime girls in tube tops with more rolls & curves (back flaps) hanging out the back of their tops than they have to show off out their fronts!  Then there was the myriad of awkward-anti-social-acne covered (or pocked) teenagers who were proudly sporting their latest hard rock shirt acquisition, or the massive 'Bad A--' wearing a stocking cap which read "Parental Advisory is Advised" who was just looking for a fight.

Next we have the guy who shows up wearing only a tee shirt in the middle of winter with bed-head hair already looking wasted, but yet gets up six or seven times throughout the show, each time returning with yet another gigantic plastic cup of beer (yeah, the streets will be safe with this guy driving home).  There were the head bangers or stoners, or wannabes, or my favorite-- the huge lady with supreme inner confidence wearing an all white, body hugging tank top who jostled her enormous hips while doing the leg slap with her left hand and with her right hand raised over her bobbing head, she does the hand flap to the beat.  But even after all the variety of these we were left to find (and who happened to be sitting next to me) the oddity in the rough, the most out of place personality of them all-- the 'stoic oriental couple' sitting quietly with their hands folded in their laps showing no expression or emotion throughout the entire concert.  All in all, I have to say, I far more enjoyed observing the people at the concert than the concert itself!

Hunting Dog Field Trials crowd:
Unlike at the Linkin Park concert, nobody there wore black.  In fact, I gathered that there was an unwritten dress code that to participate in this event, you must wear some form of 'mud-marsh' or 'tree-swamp' print camouflage with or without the optional glowing orange hat.  I even saw a man wearing camouflaged chaps--I thought to myself, really?!  Has dressing to blend into a muddy quagmire while riding your motorcycle or galloping on a horse helped in any way to save your life or kill that elusive mallard?

Nobody present was clean shaven and the vast majority wore straggly unkempt beards or mustaches.  All sported all-weather boots, some lined with fleece, others made of rubber anticipating the potential need to track through mud or shallow waters.  Those who didn't wear orange hats, wore ball caps or those hats which had ear flaps that drop down to keep your ears warm.  Of those who wore glasses, invariably they had transition lens that were always at a not clear, but not sunglass translucency.  There was one though who I stayed clear of, who kept trying to talk to my nine year old son about getting a gun to shoot birds.  He was the type of guy who puts your inner alarms at high alert.  While a different breed of people, for the most part they were all very friendly and happy to be free in the outdoors with their dogs passing their time killing defenseless ducks at close range with a shotgun for sport.

The Sills Regulars:
Later this same day, I took my family out for breakfast-dinner at Sills Cafe in Layton and once again found myself amongst yet another totally different breed of people.  First off, what is it about diners that says, "No teeth required"?!  Next to us we had a table of veterans who still proudly wore a ball cap which posts their unit number and the navel ship they sailed decades ago.  Unfortunately there wasn't a clean mouth among them.  At another table, we saw a man whose white spindly beard was so long that he literally tucked it into his pants!  We also saw an enormous bowl of a man sporting blue polyester pants with his belt hiked up just below the nipple line (A unique customer who actually could eat an entire 3 stack of Sills gargantuan pancakes--each a foot and a half wide and combined thickness of over two inches!).

Up at the counter there was the loner/drifter 'truck-driver' type eating probably his millionth steak and eggs dinner.  We were served of course by the diet coke addicted waitress who we couldn't decide, "Is she pregnant or does she just not carry her weight well"?--either way we probably should give her a good tip!  Then there was the cashier, who was beyond obviously pregnant because she looked as if she could blow at any moment.  Finally, we had the cooks in the back covered with tattoos, who appeared to not care less about grooming standards or verbal constraints, as they openly spewed the details of their latest conquests for all to hear.

I am left to wonder, is this vast array of personalities an indication of God's creativity or of His sense of humor?

8 comments:

  1. HAHAHAHAHA I have been laughing out loud for the entire duration of this post! I'm so glad we had the pleasure of sitting next to the stoic Asian couple and behind the punk with the parental advisory beanie and across from the drunks who tried to jump the barriers to get into general admission only to later on cower behind their seats to hid from the security guards. You should have snapped a picture of the guy at the diner with the long beard. I really wish I could have seen him!

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  2. When does Christian get to go to rock concerts? If his parents go, he should be able to go, too...

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  3. We have taken Christian and Madison to a few concerts already and had a great (and clean) time, but even the most innocent concerts bring out some oddities of society. There's a lot of good music and fun concerts out there, that I wouldn't mind seeing with the kids or letting them see with their friends when they are older. Of course, there are those we all should avoid. I just find it fascinating what people will do in an expression of their free agency.

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  4. You are perceptive and insiteful. Your characteres read like a book. God loves all of his children and as you remember they all come to this earth in innocence and beauty, clean shaven, wearing nothing but the Heavenly Glow left behind in their pre-earthly sphere. What people do with their lives depends on their personality, their upbringing and teachings and most of all their choices. We are thankful for the variety for it would be a dull world if we were all the same. And if we were, who's model would we copy? Love thy neighbor (remember to others you are the neighbor and the stranger!) love ya

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  5. Greetings to Robert---- There is a concert upcoming that I can highly recommend. I have been to their rehersals, glorious. Utah Voices, Mar 11, 7pm or 9pm at libby Gardner hall at the U. 170 voice choir doing Broadway !!! $10 only. For tickers contact JUliann or Utah Voices .com You will be glad you did !!!! Love Grandma

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  6. Mike and Adam just got back from seeing Iron Maiden in concert last night. Sigh.

    There is a hilarious book about the people who shop at Walmart. Mike and I were in tears of laughter when we were looking at it, at the book store. See here: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1402250711/ref=pd_lpo_k2_dp_sr_1?pf_rd_p=486539851&pf_rd_s=lpo-top-stripe-1&pf_rd_t=201&pf_rd_i=B000HIV0GS&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_r=1NVJT2VV5GQ98HDCJJJF

    Although I have to agree with mom (minus the Heavenly Glow part).

    I do try to remember this BYU joke about Mormons (too true): There was a young man at the BYU campus who looked horribly beat up and so his friend said, "What happened to you?" He replied, "All I said was, he that is without sin, cast the first stone!"

    I'm pretty sure that Jesus was part of the counter-culture. Although with a little better taste.

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